I have had this PDF forever and never played it, suddenly had the itch after getting suckered into Joe's livestream last night, stumbled upon this, and well...magic happened. The mood of the game felt about right after the week I have had so I went with it. Came up with a few drunk fuckers who wanted to go get rich, or die tryin'.
The Saintly Bastards
A crew of questionable heroes delving into the Tomb of the Fuckin' Lich King. Yes, I understand these are generic stock fantasy images but I don't fucking care. ;-)
Grobnar the Hateful
Lvl 1 Half-Orc Barbarian
AC 13, MV 9, HD 1d10, HP 10, #ATT 1
Gear: Chainmail, greatsword (d10), broken bottle (d4)
Bonuses: +1 to hit with any weapon (Half-Orc), +1 to hit with large weapons (Barbarian)
Backstory: Mean-as-hell berserker who bit his dad in a duel. Can’t read, won’t try. Loves smashing idols.
Pimm Whistlesprocket
Lvl 1 Gnome Bard (yes....a fucking gnome...FLM)
AC 12, MV 9, HD 1d8, HP 8, #ATT 1
Gear: Leather armor, sling (d4), dagger (d4)
Bonuses: Can speak with woodland creatures (Gnome), casts all magic through song (Bard)
Spells (Today’s Rolls): TBD
Backstory: Overconfident gnome with a flute and foul mouth. Performs filthy limericks that cast spells. Insults animals.
Sister Malady
Lvl 1 Tiefling Cleric
AC 14, MV 6, HD 1d6, HP 6, #ATT 1
Gear: Chainmail, shield, mace (d8)
Bonuses: Darkvision and 1/day Darkness (Tiefling), +1 damage to undead (Cleric)
Spells (Today’s Rolls): TBD
Backstory: Cult escapee turned zealot. Glowing red eyes. Whispers prayers that sound like threats.
Sleevax the Bastard
Lvl 1 Elf Rogue
AC 13, MV 11, HD 1d8, HP 8, #ATT 1
Gear: Leather armor, rapier (d8), throwing knives (d6)
Bonuses: Never sleeps, creepy +2 to Lore (Elf), sneak attack x3 damage (Rogue)
Backstory: Smooth, smug, and dangerous. Robbed a noble, seduced their spouse, and stole the horse. Writes poetry about it.
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